Aakash

by Hdshvs October 2, 2019

Aakash

A term used to refer to a guy with a micro-penis whose wife is fucked by people with longer penises.

Hey! That guy is totally an Aakash. He couldn't even reach the boundaries of his wife's virgin lips. His friends had to help him.

by backinjack October 22, 2018

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Covering your entire face while taking a selfie so no one can see your face.

*Sally sends Jane a selfie*
Jane: Why did you cover your face?
Sally: I'm doing the aakash!

by Swegg Master January 13, 2014

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To "Aakash" someone is to suddenly turn on them after you've acted kind and civil to their face. But, in fact, the turn has been well planned and calculated since the beginning, and it is malicious in the utmost nature. Aakashing is a fine-tuned skill, based on how much of your target's time you can waste acting like you care. When you suddenly turn on your target, you have completely fucked them over. Have fun trying to bounce back from an Aakasher's attack.

John totally aakashed Steve the other day.

We had been friends since the 2nd grade. Suddenly when we graduated, Brian revealed he had been fucking my mom and my parents gave my room to him.

Adam Levine is aakashing Marone 5

by KeoticRambo July 24, 2018

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