average guy

A sweet kind caring guy, who thinks they're average because of low self esteem or because they're not like the other douch bags out their. Average guys make you smile and cry out out happiness not sadness. Averages guys are the best guys to have as boyfriends husbands and friends because no matter what they're the most down to earth sweet loving caring guys who are filled with emotional depth strength and love.

When he says "I'm just an average guy" you got a winner!

average guy by Dictionarylady3598 December 25, 2016

average guy

Ironically, the type of dude who a girl can spend the rest of her life with. He could be standing right in front of her and she'll overlook him at first because girls have a tendency to fall for broken bad boys. The average guy is most likely to be friend-zoned unless you're Ron from Kim Possible. Props to an average guy who scores a girlfriend!

"Average" guys are actually the best guys. When a girl dates a boy like this, he becomes more than average to her.

Girl 1: Ugh I just got dumped by Trent.
Girl 2: He wasn't right for you. Don't you think Robbie is a better fit?
Girl 1: Robbie is just an average guy, though.
Girl 2: So? He treats you nicer! Give him a chance.

average guy by CranberryKing December 4, 2017

Average Looking Guy Syndrome (ALGS) 

When an average looking guy is reminded that he is average looking from
looking in the mirror, and girls' initial looks towards him. It carriers over into other parts of his life. "

Professor, I've been dealing with the affects of Average Looking Guy Syndrome (ALGS). Could i have an extension?

Average Looking Guy Syndrome (ALGS) by Joebk2005 December 9, 2008

your_average_ubereats_guy 

A guy on gamejolt that is silly but goes serious at drama but still he is very very silly and I recommend following him on gamejolt

your_average_ubereats_guy: used for a mrwhale command

your_average_ubereats_guy by DETOS OFFICIAL January 30, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004