Assassination 

to murder by a sudden and/or secret attack often for political reasons. usually prompted by religious, ideological, political, or military motives. Additionally, assassins may be prompted by financial gain, revenge for perceived grievances, a desire to acquire fame or notoriety

Person 1 - What is assassination? Is it possible to assassinate yourself.

Person 2 - No.

Person 1 - Why?

Person 2 - Because that would be suicide and suicide is pre-mediated, not sudden. Assassins are prompted when there is something to gain. What would you gain if you killed yourself.

Person 1 - Nothing

Person 2 - Exactly

Assassination by yourewrong March 23, 2011

Assassination 

A nation that is sassy.

Joe: That trip was fun, but did you see how sassy the people were?
Bob: I know man that place was a ducking assassination.

Bob: yea, that was an assassination.

Assassination by Chjdghxfhjdgk November 20, 2014

assassination 

To sit or attempt to sit on someones head or face with your bare ass. Best done skinny dipping at night with your friends.

Thanx to stympi for this one!

Assassination. Did you see that, stympi just assassinated jaz?

assassination by Crazybread October 16, 2006

assassination 

1. an alcholic beverage that tase like cinnamon

2.what happens to you are your family if you cross "iceman"

3. the act of having sex with a breezy and hittin it hard enough so she has problems walking straight

1. you ask the bartender for an assassination

2. yo i got the video of iceman's assassination of ol' boy lastnight at the club

3. if you go home with a member of Hotsuey they'll put an assassination on that ass

assassination by Shawndarius April 10, 2005

assassination 

People don't rob somebody with automatic weapons for 100 dollars and under. There are bank robbers that go out of their way to keep people alive for millions of dollars. If someone is risking their life, freedom, and someone else's life for 100 dollars, the cash the clerk had on hand was never the prize. The payoff was either going to come later if the assassins didn't get caught, or they were taking a fall for somebody else by getting caught.

The assassination was made to look like a robbery, as many are. Robberies and accidents tend to be two things an assassin falls in love with as a go to explanation for why an unsuspecting target ended up dead.

assassination by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021

assassination 

An ass that murders you.

Someone: Hey dude, did you hear, something is doing assassination, its not a person
Someone else: dam, that must be the ass going round town.

assassination by aluna =tbhk= April 6, 2023

Assassination 

The highest honer a government can give a news reporter

It's sad Jane was found dead in an underwater cave buckled into her car with 12 bullets in her chest and her skull caved in. She truly was such a depressed person. The government said it wasn't an assassination.

Assassination by TheWyomingite November 23, 2023