Little Jonny had 1 too many tacos for lunch. As he was squeezing out his turd, a nice solid piece came out but that was followed by a loud and messy hershey squirt. Little Jonny just made an Arnold Palmer, half solid shit, half diarrhea.
by Bad Stomach April 09, 2010
by the ozzman December 03, 2013
(1): A half iced-tea half lemonade drink created by the Arizona drink company. You can find them at most 7-11's, just ask the Muslim guy working there.
(2): A sexual act where, preferably a guy, palms the head of an individual, and soon gets into a rhythm of pulling the head towards his (or her) crotch, leaving a 50/50 mixture of jizz and saliva in the overjoyed victim's mouth.
(2): A sexual act where, preferably a guy, palms the head of an individual, and soon gets into a rhythm of pulling the head towards his (or her) crotch, leaving a 50/50 mixture of jizz and saliva in the overjoyed victim's mouth.
Friend 1: Did you hear what Gavin did over the weekend?
Friend 2: No, what?
Friend 1: He finally got tired of t-bagging and gave Megan the good ol' Arnold Palmer. Good man.
Friend 2: Dang......I tried to do that yesterday but turns out the bitch has herpes.
Friend 2: No, what?
Friend 1: He finally got tired of t-bagging and gave Megan the good ol' Arnold Palmer. Good man.
Friend 2: Dang......I tried to do that yesterday but turns out the bitch has herpes.
by marklikeslittleboys July 15, 2011
when you squeeze a lemon in your partners vagina causing a stinging sensation and then proceed to penetrate their ass while they are in shock.
the arnold palmer
by Dirt Nicholson February 26, 2010
by J3 May 07, 2005
The sexual act of urinating into your partners rectum. Comes from the popular drink which is a mixture of lemonade and ice tea.
"I was having anal sexual intercourse last night and I couldn't help it. I had to give her the Arnold Palmer. Of course she dug it.
by Ricardo Sanchez Esq. July 22, 2006
when a homosexual man strikes out on a date and has to tug it himself... he has a date with arnold "palmer"!
paul: hey brad how'd your date go last night?
brad: fuckin terrible. dude smelled like old man balls and talked like nic cage!
paul: so home alone?
brad: yeah played the front 9 with arnold palmer!!
brad: fuckin terrible. dude smelled like old man balls and talked like nic cage!
paul: so home alone?
brad: yeah played the front 9 with arnold palmer!!
by special_OV June 29, 2013