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Apple Man

A male who likes to stick apples up his anus.
"Dude don't eat that apple it's been used by the Apple Man."
by BistoYeti December 17, 2008
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Apple Man (noun)
/ˈap-əl man/

A figure in the hood known for consistently smelling like apples, whether from cologne, lotion, or some mysterious natural aura. Often a lowkey legend, the Apple Man moves through the block leaving a crisp, fruity trail behind him.

Lore: The Apple Man is rarely seen buying apple-scented products, leading to speculation that the scent is either a gift from the universe or the result of a secret homemade formula passed down through generations.

Titles: Mr. Macintosh, Sir Fuji, Lord Honeycrisp, The Orchard Phantom

Verb form: Appling — The act of dapping up the Apple Man in recognition of his fragrant legacy.
"Everybody know the Apple Man — bro been smellin' like a fresh Granny Smith since '09."
by Appling Man March 5, 2025
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CANDY APPLE MAN

A candy apple man is only out for money and the accumulation therewith. A C.A.M has no shame no game and most definately is unable to tame.
person 1a.

'look out for that shark, he gets green eyes and is only out to make money.

person 2a.

'I thought they called him the candy apple man because of the color of his bike'

both.

'giggle giggle laugh laugh chuckle chuckle ha ha'
by VICKI KARMA November 14, 2006
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candy apple man

Someone who makes weird peculular decisions based on wahtever reason.
'Why did you shave you underarms...it's i bit candy apple man, dont you think?'
by VICKI KARMA November 14, 2006
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Appling the Apple Man (verb)
/ˈap-lɪŋ ði ˈap-əl man/

The rare, almost ceremonial act of giving dap to the Apple Man when his apple aura is at its absolute peak. A gesture of respect, acknowledging both the man and the mystical fragrance he carries.

Cultural Significance: Appling the Apple Man is considered a hood blessing. Those who perform the appling may find themselves temporarily enveloped in the apple scent, gaining +2 charisma and +1 wisdom for the rest of the day.

Unwritten Rule: The Apple Man must never ask where the scent comes from — only the streets may confirm his power.
"I was posted by the corner store when the Apple Man slid through smellin' like straight orchard... had to step up and start appling up the Apple Man, you already know."
by Appling Man March 5, 2025
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fat man's apple

I had a fat man's apple for breakfast today.
by Therealdiz March 26, 2022
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Apple mank

Apple mank is the core of an apple that has juice on it and it becomes apple mank if you threaten a person with it
I don’t want your apple mank!
by Shmancy pidgeon January 21, 2023
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