AFL fan

Generally defined as a man with <90IQ, confused about sport and nearly always 100% homosexual. An AFL fan will spend about most of their days hating on NRL, the real Australian sport, or other than that, lining up on Welfare Payments outside Centrelink.

What is AFL? Imagine a soccer goal post, remove the crossbar so goals can be shot 10 metres over the top, quadruple the width of the goals and remove the goalie. A typical AFL fan lacks the required skill to kick a goal under such conditions, which even the mentally and physically disabled find easy to achieve. To make the game homosexually friendly, a point is rewarded for missing a goal 50 metres in width, frankly more points should be rewarded for missing goals due the sheer impossibility of the task.

The majority of the AFL fan base resides in Melbourne where straightened hair on men are seen as normal by the populace.

AFL Fan: Fuck bro I missed the AFL grand finals last night!
Real man: Maybe it's cause you're sucking on cock?

AFL Fan 2: I heard AFL is a lot better than watching grass grow..
Real man: Nah mate sounds like you're mistaken.

AFL Fan 3: Fuck I wish there was gay porn where I can jack off with right now!
Real man: You're in luck cunt, the AFL is on.

AFL Fan 4: Which team do you root for in the AFL?
AFL Fan 5: I'll root for a team after you take your cock out of my ass.

AFL fan by Roosters2012 October 20, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012