Johnny (to his mom): I can't do my homework because I have ADHD!
(Mom leaves)
Jimmy: What is ADHD?
Johnny: ADHD, my friend, is the golden ticket.
(Mom leaves)
Jimmy: What is ADHD?
Johnny: ADHD, my friend, is the golden ticket.
by SpaceMouse April 19, 2010
100% real and requires medication 100% of the time... With no restriction whatever... And they should give people with this Adderall for free... Yeaaaahh...
Hym "ADHD is real and should be medicated."
Some stinky lady "Why? Do you have ADHD?"
Hym 😑 "You... You shut your slut mouth... Don't question me..."
Some stinky lady "Why? Do you have ADHD?"
Hym 😑 "You... You shut your slut mouth... Don't question me..."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2022
by Coverblue January 18, 2022
A Dick Head Disease
A “disease” that gives the bearer an excuse to be a dick head e.g. by being overly argumentative and confrontational, by doing something wrong and blaming everyone else, by talking continuously and over everyone, by being “loud” and proud of it and by refusing to do anything they are told.
A “disease” that gives the bearer an excuse to be a dick head e.g. by being overly argumentative and confrontational, by doing something wrong and blaming everyone else, by talking continuously and over everyone, by being “loud” and proud of it and by refusing to do anything they are told.
My step son was just brought home by the police for breaking into a strangers house, urinating all over the floor, punching the 80 year old neighbour and then giving the police and the neighbour abuse for telling him he’s not allowed to do whatever the fuck he wants. It was ok though as when I informed them he had adhd we all laughed and he was given a biscuit and a pat on the back.
by ConnorGonna March 2, 2021
by YoureMessedUp August 28, 2017
by That guy d September 4, 2016