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Angry Black Woman.

A state of mind that black females can go into if given proper stimuli. This results in unpredictable behavior, and usually results in violence and/or chaos.
You can make a sistah get all ABW if you try and get'wit her man.
by Jason Striker June 11, 2008
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Jun 23 Word of the Day
When a reply to a tweet gets more likes than the tweet it was replying to, usually indicating the unpopularity or stupidity of the original tweet
Damn you got 12 likes and his reply got 271 likes? He totally ratioed you bro
by FF29 July 06, 2020
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Angry Black Woman Syndrome - an extension from ABW (Angry Black Woman)

Every woman has it, find a way to push their buttons and they will get mad crazy on you. Push them to the limit and they get diagnosed with a common disease called Angry Black Woman Syndrome. There's no cure, just shut your mouth, let the woman speak/get crazy on you, and continue to live a happy life.
White/Asian/Hispanic/etc Woman: Does this make me look fat?

Man: Hugs your love handles like no other!
Woman: Love handles? OH HAIL NAH! Don't effing sdkfjsd;fkjsdf dsfsdjfsdklfjs *** *** ***** ****!

Man: *udder breath* Damn. ABWS.
by F train July 09, 2010
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A Bizarre Day is trash compared to ABW
by noXodles October 04, 2020
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Afternoon Butt Wipe
The act of going to the restroom, typically in the afternoon hours, soley to address Swamp Ass.
Optional: Leave the soiled toilet paper unflushed to save water.
Matt: "Were you just in the bathroom? That was quick."
Scott: "My butthole was itching something fierce. It required a quick ABW."

Dave: "Hey man, let's go on a jog."
Scott: "Sounds great, just let me knock out a quick ABW before we head out."
by Buster4abw March 15, 2014
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Authentically-Born Woman

Statement to confirm that the person in question was born originally-a woman. As opposed to scammer trannies.
guy 1: Check that girl out. She legit?
guy 2: Totally ABW. She grew up in the same neighborhood as I did.
guy 1: Time to lay game, then!
by freon76 August 02, 2011
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