A.M.J.

Adjust My Junk
When the hand is placed inside the underwear to bring upward the scrotum therefore bringing comfort to the owner of said hand and scrotum.

(Also can be used in the form "A.Y.J.", Adjust Your Junk, for one who is on the outside of the seemingly grimy situation.)

Ben: (Reaches into pants and maneuvers scrotum)
Jessica: OMG Ben did you just quickly jack off?
Ben: No Jessica, I A.M.J.'ed. (Looks towards camera with thumbs up and winks)

by acc710 November 3, 2015

B.A.M.F.J

Bad
Ass
mother

Fucking

Jew;)

An amazing and very successful young lady who has many accomplishments. One of her most recent accomplishments was "The Cinnamon Challenge"!

Lovely Mia Padula is the definition of not only a bamf but a B.A.M.F.J :) And she is proud!

by Bcivi June 21, 2012

L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r

It should come as no surprise to anyone that knows and/or has to work with The N.i.g.g.e.r L.a.r.r.y M.a.j.o.r in O.m.a.h.a that he has extreme issues with his behavior, mannerisms, personality, hygiene, etc. This retarded nigger is living proof that this condition is genetic. His defective genes have been passed on, resulting in his retarded offspring. Condolences go to the unfortunate child, but not to this prime example of a subnormal specimen that never should have been allowed to procreate in the first place.

The gene pool for L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r should have been severed prior to his creation. Society is continually plagued with this sick, alcoholic piece of shit. A prime example of procreation out of ignorance.

by papaboy March 1, 2013

F.I.G.J.A.M.

FCUK I'M GOOD, JUST ASK ME - australian slang term for person known for big noting themselves constantly

that (insert name here) is such a F.I.G.J.A.M.

by swinehunte August 28, 2006

R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A

Rolling on the floor laughing until someone jumps on me makes me stop rolling on the floor laughing but then I do it again cuz it's awesome.

Player 1: I PWNED J00 R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A!

Player 2: STFU N00B

by xCascade October 21, 2010

J.A.M.S

The word J.A.M.S Pronounced (jams) is a saying for anything that is cool, or for anyone who is white and can jump

"Woah dude did you just see Paul J.A.M.S!"

by DairyLandMilk February 1, 2017

J.A.M.O.

It began as a corporation name. Now, with the corporation defunct, many years later in the entertainment industry it is shorthand for being 'judged' unfairly or if someone is using scare tactics to make you do things. It has now, with time, become a verb.

"Hey Meyer, did you see you were stricken from the list of people being considered for this job?"
"NO! I had no idea!"
"You have been J.A.M.O.ed. You better look into that and find out what they need you to do to belong in the inner circle of those being considered for the job!"

by SchoolYardConspiratoryTheorist February 18, 2013