A.A.F.

"always and forever" usally used after you write I love you

i love you girl A.A.F.

by Pork-Chop April 8, 2007

C.L.A.A.F

C.L.A.A.F is a tiny friend group of Teenagers C.L.A.A.F stands for Carrigan, Lex, Andy, Abner and Finn

Boy: Have u heard abt C.L.A.A.F?
Girl: No whos that?
Boy: The best friend group in the world

by Trashy_Raccoon January 26, 2022

B.M.A.A.F

B.M.A.A.F stands for Best Mate Always And Forever. A BMAAF is much more than a best friend , it's like in between friend and soul-mate. If you have a BMAAF you are known as luckiest person on Earth , because you have someone who is there for you , beside you , to guide you , and will possibly be your BMAAF forever. It's not like you both are married and definetley NOT in love , but it's almost as if you both have an understanding between you that no-one else would understand. It's usually girls who have BMAAF'S , but some guys do have BMAAF'S too. It also doesn't have to be girl and girl or boy and boy , some girls BMAAF'S are boys , but it's like a super-friend , not like they want to date them in that way. related links friends.

Luv ma B.M.A.A.F like a sister ,
this definition is for my BMAAF Caitlin!!! :) :P :D

Guy: why are you both even friends at all? you have got nothing in comin.

Girl:
You would'nt understand and it's BMAAF'S before boyfriends. Can't except her , can't have me.

Guy:
But love is more important than friends.

Girl:
Not more important than a B.M.A.A.F

by Tina B ( Turnip ) October 10, 2008

Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F)

The Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence is when air is pumped into ones ass and then released simulating a natural fart. Employing such method properly can catapult oneself into legend status if done properly.

Christopher was unsatisfied with his fart game so he deployed the Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F) method utilizing a rusty basketball pump in the garage. Christopher then rejoined Thanksgiving dinner, bare assed as the day he was born, and released a fart so long and loud he was forever nicknamed “The Exhaust”.

by LarsBrunswick November 22, 2021

A.S.A.F.P.

As Soon As Fucking Possible

Get your ass down here A.S.A.F.P.

by asdfqwer1234 January 15, 2009

F.A.A.B.

Abbreviation for "female-assigned at birth." Applies to any person who was pronounced female at birth based on genitalia. If a person is F.A.A.B. and identifies as a female, she is said to be cisgender. If a person does not identify as female, ze may identify as genderqueer, trans* or any number of other gender identities inside or outside the gender binary.

Sebastian is F.A.A.B., but he came out as male-identified when he was a young adult.

by Transman Jack August 17, 2011

P.A.F.A.B

Acronym: Punk Ass Faggot Ass Bitch. When calling someone an asshole just doesn't suffice.

TSA:"Morning, Ticket sales, My name is Mike Cohen"

Caller: "Yeah I need aisle seats for this Gen. Admission concert"

TS: If it's GA then it's first come, first serve"

Caller: "So that means you can't get me ailse seats....?
(CLICK)

TS: That caller was a complete P.A.F.A.B."

by The_Great_Black_Pope January 20, 2009