A-SOC

An antonym for "as of current" commonly used in stressful situations towards one party whom under distress.

Dave: Hey bro, why soo down A-SOC?

Josh: My parents walked in on me last night during "fireman time".

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Tiffany:Last night he didnt even call after our awkward kiss.

Bessy:A-SOC I heard it was a little more than that.

Tiffany:your current sources are correct

by Gonger123456 March 25, 2009

When You Cross a Mentally Ill Loner With a Society That Abandons Him and Treats Him Like Trash

What you fucking deserve.

Guy with facepaint: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?

Some talk show host: I'll call the police!

Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!

*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*

by ave_scientia January 29, 2020

kiss a soccer boy day

on december 2, ladies it is your day to kiss a soccer boy

hey soccer boy, you know its national kiss a soccer boy day? let’s make out

by soccerboyfan November 24, 2019

Sacrifice a sock

Everybody's been there and done that. When you have to take a shit and there's no toilet paper , no nothing around. So you have to "Sacrifice a sock" . Now you can wipe your ass, but you are missing a sock

Sun fu and his cousin fu sun were out fishing. Sun fu had to poop, fu sun didn't have toilet paper...he had to sacrifice a sock

by UrbanDictionary.OG September 24, 2022

pop a socket

The result of over-enthusiastic weight training or body-building. When you just had to do that extra rep at 250 pounds but should have known better, and pop your shoulder out of its socket as a result.

Jason: "No. I'm OK! I can do one more rep!"
Pete: "Jason, that's 36 stone you're pressing!
Jason: "I'm OK! I can do it. Hnnnnnggghhhhahhhhrrrgggg!"
Pete: "What ? What's the matter???!!!!??"
Jason: "Sheeee-it! My shoulders!"
Pete: "That's the way to pop a socket!"

by Pedrosa von Beagle September 8, 2006

We live in a society

An expression often found in memes and associated with the fictional character the Joker although he never actually said it. Basically, when you say “We live in a society,” you are implying that a society has flaws and inequality.

Boy 1: Why is the line to the women’s bathroom twice as long as the line to the men’s room?
Boy 2: Because we live in a society.

by Idc48374927 October 30, 2019

we live in a society

This is the saddest and truest realization of life. Say this and you’ll make any nigga cry.

Person 1: “We live in a society”
Person 2: Shit nigga you making me cry

by Dirty Conrad May 24, 2018