A tissy 

A tissy is a phenomenon that occurs when both issy and tash embark on a night mission. Depending on the substance being abused the wrath of a tissy may vary.

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Boy1: wtf just happened.

Boy2: I think we just experienced a tissy

A tissy by imbringinguglyback...yea. January 2, 2014

tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device 

Pretty self explanatory isnt it?

the tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device with a titanium plated nano enhanced bio genetic subterranean drilling unit with a cold fusion powered fission controlled pulse repition wave generator with a neuro planted japan made self installed mind manipularisation array with a biodegradable hand made master control terminal with a built in light emitting diode is good

tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006

tripping over a tissue 

According to the laws of physics and dynamics, it is impossible to trip on a tissue. The mass of the tissue is much less than the mass of a human and tripping on a tissue is practically impossible. Once again, tripping over a tissue is impossible.

Tripping over a tissue is impossible said Albert Einstein

tripping over a tissue by Turtlesareawesome #Turtles January 19, 2018

Have an issue, here's a tissue. 

When you're crying, someone will kindly offer a tissue to wipe your tears on.

Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.

Tiffany: *blushes*

Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)

Have an issue, here's a tissue. by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

a serious box of kleenex tissues 

its when someone has got SERIOUS ISSUES n r just completely weird as fuck, with no care or even realise what they say or do is funny but strange

oh my god how funny was emma lastnight, shes off her her head, shes mad! she comes out with some fucked up shit dunt she!
yea she aint all there in the head, she was well makin me laugh she was just doin weird shit, yea shes always like that though isnt she! yea shes got a serious box of kleenex tissues mate!

a serious box of kleenex tissues by SAMANTHA AND NICOLA November 15, 2006

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