A Jared

I Toxic 12 Year Old Who Doesn't Know When To Shut The Fuck Up And Is Bad At Fortnite

When A Friend Says Something Dumb You Would Say
'Dont Be A Jared'

by KNX Hacker July 8, 2020

A Jared

When someone who is usually wrong turns out to be innocent the one time you call them on it.

I yelled at the teenager bc I'm sick of his lying, but he was telling the truth this time, I guess it was A Jared.

by Atomnic1 November 24, 2023

Pull a Jared

When you try to give someone your 6 inch in the creepiest way possible.

You can pull a Jared by creepily asking for the mayonnaise to be slowly spread over your 6 inch. If wearing glasses, intensely stare over the frame at the "sandwich artist".

by joemammy September 3, 2016

Pulling a Jared

1. To break something extremely hard to fix or very expensive
2. To pass out or black out in a random place, or at a random time

1. " So yeah i was swinging on your refrigerator door, and it happened to fall off man."

2. "You see Jared passed out on the roof?"
"Yeah man just him pulling a jared again"

by Sethhh March 21, 2010

pull a jared

Saying you're going to do one thing, but go to jail instead.

Don't pull a Jared.

by #momproblems August 23, 2015

Pulled a Jared

1. When a guy reads the communist manifesto, understands nothing he read, but changes his entire lifestyle.
He now is extremely feminine, listens to emo, dates "easy" women. Disrespects women, and hates the system that puts the shirt on his back.

2. claiming to support the proletariat, but he is not one himself.

3. doing something obviously hypocratic

4. see emo

See that kid wearing the Che t-shirt, and selling candy for school . . . Yeah he pulled a jared.

by The Real Proletariat April 10, 2005

Poppin a Jared

Having a boner for short period of time

Steve:" when I saw Janet earlier I was Poppin a Jared "

by LOOK aid mans October 31, 2016