A male platonic companion that a young, attractive woman keeps around to feel better about herself. The Dick in a Jar is stable, friendly, sensitive and nonthreatening. He is infatuated with her, but she sees him as a brother -- a brother with whom she cuddles while watching movies and complaining about the latest alpha male to break her heart. The Dick in a Jar secretly awaits his female companion's revelation that emotionally abusive fucktards will never make her happy and that he is actually the man of her dreams, but he waits in vain.

Mark: So, what's up with your roommate and that dorky guy who always spends the night? Are they bumpin' uglies?

Shauna: Naah, he's just her Dick in a Jar.

Dick in a Jar by Pavlov's Cat February 20, 2011

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Moth in a Jar

The act of opening ones hand and extending all fingers while fisting a separate, consenting adult.

Yo, I tells ya, I never came so hard since Jimmy gave me a moth in a jar.

Moth in a Jar by Jism Prism May 16, 2020

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Salad in a jar Party

When a girl invites you to to a salad in a jar party but uses the jar to hold your jizz to one day use against you in a paternity case

"Hey Gerald wanna come to my salad in a jar party?"

"No thank you I don't want to unknowingly become a father"

Salad in a jar Party by Gerald Boy November 23, 2016

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Balls in a Jar

to be completely and utterly whipped by the female girlfriend.

Spencer, are your balls in a jar on your girlfriends desk? Why don't you get them out and chug that there beer.

Balls in a Jar by Cac2490 August 5, 2012

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