Wen u can’t dance but want to pull a girl so u try and end up looking like a 45 year old nonce that hunting for someone so young that he finished school and college before they was born
by Shhhdot March 22, 2022
When you bust a nut over your limited edition Samsung smart fridge, so your warm cum drips into the ice container, and then you invite your neighbours over to watch a baked bean spin on the floor, and then they grab some ice to cool their assholes off because they have accidentally sat on the baked bean, but instead of rubbing ice on their asses, it’s warm cum, so they all get pregnant and shit out a small African child, even though none of your neighbours are African.
I did a Dirty Jack yesterday. It was rather splendid, but unfortunately I now have 15 children living in my apartment.
by greasy ballers November 08, 2021
The act of shoving a stuffed squirrel in your dogs ass therefore making him erect and forcing him to bone your sister while you watch and jerk in the corner
by Braydenscoochie420 November 20, 2018
by AyeLad April 16, 2020
Tyler peed in a Coca Cola, mixed it with his dick, and then Garry drank it, in other words, it was a Dirty Jack
by weifowjcnvs April 26, 2020
I have her a dirty jack last night
by Melonsssss April 29, 2020
The act of incest when jack h shags his sister up the ass whilst his girlfriend is sat in the corner shoving pineapples up her pussy
by Easy123456 November 27, 2019