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tits in a tangle 

When an individual is upset for a stupid fucking reason.
"Brenda went and got her tits in a tangle when she spilled her pumpkin spice latte on her Ugg boots."
tits in a tangle by MommaFox December 1, 2014

go off on a tangent 

To suddenly start talking about a different subject
We were talking about property prices and you go off on a tangent.
go off on a tangent by Motanul13 December 29, 2015

Split a Tangerine 

Sex act which will ultimately end in the saddest 21st birthday imaginable. 9 partners (or less) in a tent. May cause the tent to cut away from the inside so adhere to caution; do not indulge this fantasy if you happen to be travelling in a chilly climate.
'Shall we split a tangerine?'
'Oh...I am SOO going to split a tangerine tonight'
'Splitting a tangerine is a beautiful thing'
'The yeti enjoys splitting tangerines'

'Sharing is caring if a tangerine is involved *wink wink*'
Split a Tangerine by A Minnesotan November 6, 2018

a tangled fish-net 

to shoot your baby gravy and your ladies hair after a bj and then flip her over and rub it in with the carpet making her hair look like a tangled fish-net
a tangled fish-net: damn bro i gave your mom a thangled fish-net last night.

A Utah Tingle 

When a person gives a blow job while having soda (preferably Canada Dry for the high carbonation) in their mouth.
Guy: Yeah, my girl gave me A Utah Tingle last night
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026