a Stephens

A quick nap, normally taken sitting upright at your desk.

I'm so tired, I think I need to take a Stephens.

by NotNoddy December 18, 2013

PULL A JASON STEPHENS

Basically a country way of saying that your boy did something that defines him as a piece of shit i.e. ratted you out, cannot be trusted, will stab you in the back, lie to your face, is the lineman of '95, and will fuck your bitch.

I guess he thinks he can PULL A JASON STEPHENS. I just found out he hooked up with Jessica last night.

by GOTEM2020 August 6, 2020

do a stephen

To completely mess something up without actually doing anything wrong.

Shane "Come on now don't do a Stephen on us!"
Steven (Inhales Oxygen...)
Shane "AW For FUCK SAKE STEPHEN!!!!"

by Shanelovdahoop15 April 5, 2017

pulling a stephen

1. To create a debt out of thin air.

2. To reinstate a past debt for present benefit, usually one that is trivial.

3. To create a debt out of deeds normally performed as a favor.

Ex: Gary told Robert, after agreeing to jointly rent a DVD, that he owed the full $2 due to the fact that Robert drank a glass of his orange juice.

Robert, 'you're pulling a stephen on me.'

Ex. Mark told Robert that he owed him $50 for his exercise bike, at which point Robert asked for $4 discount for a slice of pizza he purchased for Mark, seemingly as a nice gesture, over a year ago.

Ex. Marsha asked Tracy to pick up some flowers for the house at the grocery store, at which point Tracy told Marsha she owed her $3.95 plus tax.

by DennisInAtor January 20, 2011

[pulling a Stephen King]

A point in a book, movie, TV show, or internet fiction story where a child or children or harmed or killed.

"Dude, they were totally pulling a Stephen King when they killed those two kids in The Happening!"

by Bros Grimm December 3, 2014

did a stephen

1.To screw up something that was originaly ok.
2.Usually used to describe a technological mistake.

The other day I was at work and I did a stephen to my computer.

by Santa su student September 29, 2007

Pulling a Stephen Colbert

When you get something named after you.

Originates from the fact that Stephen Colbert is the "undisputed king of getting things named after"* him. He has a sea turtle, a Ben & Jerry's ice cream, a bald eagle, a trapdoor spider, and many other things named after him.

*Quote by Stephen Colbert

"Whoa, that building is named after you? Talk about pulling a Stephen Colbert."

by mcspringy September 19, 2009