A Pook

To be a pook is to embody all things good. Once you become a pook, your days suddenly will feel brighter, your apple juice will taste sweeter and you'll finally get that promotion you've been waiting on for the last 3 months at work. For the first time in 4 years, Jessica from Starbucks will finally remember you by your first name instead of your daily order of a Venti Cold brew with two Splenda on the side. Heck- she'll actually spell your name right, too. The next thing you know, you'll spontaneously lose that dreaded 5 pounds you just haven't been able to shed without even trying. Your skin will become clearer, your smile will become brighter.

Your life- it will become wholesome.

You will become complete.

To be a pook, is to be one with the pooko.
Once you are one with the pooko, the pooko will become one with you.

Believe in the pooko.

"ever since i've become a pook, my life has just been so much better."
"you're such a pook"
"i'm a pook? no stop it, YOU'RE a pook! :flushed:"
"pook"

by pooksiepookpook April 13, 2020

pook-a-hot-ass

The twisted pronunciation of the name Pocahontas.

-Raven Riley is a real pook-a-hot-ass.
-Oh,yeah she is.

by derfahrer January 19, 2008

Pook-a-leez

A term of endearment usually used to call a lover or romantic interest.

"Pook" from the word "Pookie"
"Leez" in reference to the mythical Greek hero, Hercules.

In essence it is saying your "Pookie" is strong and/or heroic much like Hercules.

"Pook-a-leez helped me lift the heavy box."

"I have the best Pook-a-leez"

by Kit-a-leez October 3, 2008

pook a snook

Noun - a word that describes someone you care about, ex: my baby

Thats just my pook a snook right there!

by prettybchris February 3, 2010

Pook-a-manator

A mocking name for select men, who gives off a persona as invincible or the ultimate bad ass. The reference is both a loving gesture, an ego splitter, and giggle provoking.

Now now, pook-a-manator, we talked about this... You cannot take over the world on a school night.

by Treenbean3 June 21, 2011

trolled like a fucking pookar

it's when you get trolled so hard that you don't know what hit you

<cookie> slipknot, nickelback and metallica's latter albums are all pretty solid
<drcossack> nickelback? what are you stupid
<m0nkfish> haha drcossack got trolled like a fucking pookar

by sitar hero November 12, 2009

Apook

To have sex. but you have to sneak out of your house at night and do it.

man dude im telling you Sara and Evan had a great time apooking all the time they did alot i bet they like to apook

by jason wanker July 16, 2011