To "gargle horse loads" is to have something be thoroughly terrible. Anything can commit the act of gargling horse loads. Such as a person, an object, an event, etc, etc... It is never a good thing and can be used an unlimited number of times.
"Dude, the party gargle horse loads!"
"Dude, your car gargles horse loads!"
"Dude, I bet that chick gargles horse loads in bed."
"Dude, that Urban Dictionary entrance about gargling horse loads gargled horse loads."
"Dude, your car gargles horse loads!"
"Dude, I bet that chick gargles horse loads in bed."
"Dude, that Urban Dictionary entrance about gargling horse loads gargled horse loads."
by Plug One February 25, 2009

Person 1:
I could drink a gallon of Arizona Iced Tea right about now
Person 2:
I could drink a horse's load.
Person 1:
Yeah you're right I could also drink a horse's load right now.
I could drink a gallon of Arizona Iced Tea right about now
Person 2:
I could drink a horse's load.
Person 1:
Yeah you're right I could also drink a horse's load right now.
by Exothryll August 14, 2025
