To "gargle horse loads" is to have something be thoroughly terrible. Anything can commit the act of gargling horse loads. Such as a person, an object, an event, etc, etc... It is never a good thing and can be used an unlimited number of times.
"Dude, the party gargle horse loads!"
"Dude, your car gargles horse loads!"
"Dude, I bet that chick gargles horse loads in bed."
"Dude, that Urban Dictionary entrance about gargling horse loads gargled horse loads."
"Dude, your car gargles horse loads!"
"Dude, I bet that chick gargles horse loads in bed."
"Dude, that Urban Dictionary entrance about gargling horse loads gargled horse loads."
by Plug One February 25, 2009
Get the gargle horse loadsmug. Person 1:
I could drink a gallon of Arizona Iced Tea right about now
Person 2:
I could drink a horse's load.
Person 1:
Yeah you're right I could also drink a horse's load right now.
I could drink a gallon of Arizona Iced Tea right about now
Person 2:
I could drink a horse's load.
Person 1:
Yeah you're right I could also drink a horse's load right now.
by Exothryll August 14, 2025
Get the A Horse's Loadmug.