Observing his larger than usual Easter congregation, Father Dick took the opportunity to deliver a little dig. ".....and it's so nice to see my C & E Catholics this morning. We see so little of you, that when you do attend mass we have to break out the Ritz crackers"
(Practicing Catholics look down on C & E 's taking communion.)
This is a true story. And yes, his name WAS Father Dick.
(Practicing Catholics look down on C & E 's taking communion.)
This is a true story. And yes, his name WAS Father Dick.
by Chat Noir May 24, 2008
1: Are you a Christian?
2: Yes, but I only go to church on Christmas and Easter.
1: Oh, so you're not an actual Christian. You're a C&E Christian.
2: Yes, but I only go to church on Christmas and Easter.
1: Oh, so you're not an actual Christian. You're a C&E Christian.
by jesuit April 21, 2008
1: Are you a Christian?
2: Yes, but I only go to church on Christmas and Easter.
1: Oh, so you're not an actual Christian. You're a C&E Christian.
2: Fuck you, you judgmental prick. Who are you to tell me how to practice my religion. Go slide down a lubed cock you fucking prick. Like I'm going to sit here a let my personal beliefs be questioned by some douche who doesn't even belief in God in the first place. Go screw yourself.
2: Yes, but I only go to church on Christmas and Easter.
1: Oh, so you're not an actual Christian. You're a C&E Christian.
2: Fuck you, you judgmental prick. Who are you to tell me how to practice my religion. Go slide down a lubed cock you fucking prick. Like I'm going to sit here a let my personal beliefs be questioned by some douche who doesn't even belief in God in the first place. Go screw yourself.
by Paris Hilton uguu~ October 12, 2009
if you add a space in between every letter of a word, people will think it is funny when really it is not.
by WhyAmIHere69420 March 12, 2021
" I NEED R I C E "
by TING GO SKRRRRRRRA January 19, 2021
People who only show up at church on Christmas and Easter, the only two times a year where church attendance seems 'mandatory'.
by LFJ February 10, 2006
A Clockwork Orange:
One necktie, blue. -Religion?
- C of E, sir.
Do you mean the Church of England?
- Yes, sir. The Church of England.
One necktie, blue. -Religion?
- C of E, sir.
Do you mean the Church of England?
- Yes, sir. The Church of England.
by worsheep October 21, 2009