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a brooke

-a brooke is someone who is completely obsessed about there boyfriend/girlfriend.
-someone who would rather put make-up on then save a child from a burning building
-someone who people make fun of all the time
-someone that will get humped so she will feel good about herself
"wheres mary"
"i dunno shes w/ bob still"
"wow what a brooke"
"i know all she does is fuck him"
by too cool July 26, 2008
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a brooke and cybele

An after dinner walk in order to digest
Lets take a brooke and cybele.
by Andie LewWho July 9, 2023
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Pulling A Brooke

Going down on a guy\girl and stopping thirty second in.
" She was suckin ma cawk, then she just stopped, like thirty seconds in "
" She was pulling a brooke? That's bitch mang, "
" Oh fockk.."
by lelelelele January 16, 2010
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Doing a Brooke

Getting so drunk, passing out and headbutting doorframes whilst looking for your phone.
Brooke: "Urrr Wheres My Phwonee"
Nick: "Nah man you dont look ok"
Brooke:"Ahh im Fine"
*Headbutts doorframe*
Chris: "Oh look hes doing a brooke"
by malasmalas September 12, 2010
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Does Brooke have a fat ass

Yes she has a bouncy fat delicious ass
Dude does Brooke have a fat ass. YES
by Applebee 🔪🩸😻 August 16, 2020
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Pull a Zack and Brooke

When you rally too hard the night before an event, and are now a lazy piece of shit that cannot party at said originally planned event.
Chelsey decided to pull a Zack and Brooke by drinking with coworkers one night before the holiday party, and is now drinking water.
by WaterBOII December 19, 2020
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how to treat a broken finger

There are five ways to do this:

1.Cut it in four different ways and dip it in pickle juice so that when you drink the pickle juice, magic inside will grow back your finger. Side effects of this procedure may result in green finger, internet fame, and a tendency to eat your finger.

2.Wrap your finger in scotch tape after consulting google.

3.Get some piranhas to eat the flesh off your finger and use scotch tape to tape the broken part off the bone back and on a blue moon wrap your finger in wet garlic and hopefully your skin will grow back. Side effects of this may result in turning into a spooky scary skeleton, no vampires will try to bite your finger, and a weird garlic smell.

4.Ask a stupid doctor at Mayland Heights walk in.

5. Or just go to the hospital.
Jonny I want to know how to treat a broken finger!
by Cool minecraft k November 13, 2017
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