a beard

A women who goes on a date with a gay man to mask the fact that he is gay.

Boss asks you and your girl friend to join him and his wife for dinner, you accept. ( Boss suffers from severe homophobia ). You need a beard.

by N Igma April 15, 2006

a beard

A woman that a homosexual male dates or marries as a cover for his true sexuallity.

Everyone knew Don was gay. His wife, Sally, was just a beard.

by john jacob jinglehimer schmidt April 13, 2006

a beard

A woman who is dating a gay man and who unbeknownst to her is covering for his latent homosexuality.

"Greg doesn't really like Susan, she's just a beard."

by WeezieB April 13, 2006

a beard

The amount of time it would take to get from one place to another, defined in terms of the amount of facial hair that could be grown before you get there.

From legendary Gower surfer, 'Bryn-Dogg.'

'It's about a beard in that direction', or 'Go that way for a beard', or 'It takes about a beard'.

by Olulabelle December 12, 2006

a beard

A beard is a unit of time, 30 minutes to be exact. This is the amount of time it takes Mrs Rhodes from Newlaithes School to grow a beard.

"I'll be over in about a beard"

by ritek April 30, 2009

Just grow a beard

This is a comical way of telling someone that they are unattractive and need maximum facial coverage.

Man, just grow a beard!

by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2016

Are you trying to help me grow a beard

This is a process we’re you let a boy eat your coochie

Are you trying to help me grow a beard

by anonymous September 12, 2021