Kirby

Wears her hair in a pony tail all the time, is fat, is a bitch, and pretends to be depressed. She moved here from another city, but no one knows where and she wont say. Always involved in drama. Can't live without her glasses. A total drama queen who will overreact to anything. A unsuccessful teacher's pet.

"Did you hear what happened during 3rd period?"
"No, what?"
"Kirby got hit in the face because she slapped Luke!"
"I bet that bitch is gonna cry and play the victim card.

by ShoddyVariety October 26, 2020

kirby

originally a pink, balloon-like video-game character created by nintendo. (apparently, he also has his own tv show now.) the term kirby is now used to describe a womans clitoris. they both share the same color and swell up when aggravated. clitoris, clit

i was beating her kirby, and then she came all over my backseat.

by euphoria August 1, 2005

Kirbying

Eating something so fast you practically inhale it and become it in it's entirety.

My cousin spent all weekend Kirbying his wife and now he's more of a pussy than before.

by Dr. Jumba Jookiba March 21, 2016

Kirby

A little cute pink ball that can destroy planets, universes, stars. He can literally destroy everything.

Think about it. Kirby has to be the most powerful fictionnal character of all time.

by ThingsIdRatherNotSay July 30, 2018

Kirby

A nasty perverted gay ass guy. He is such a player! Kirby's tend to have blonde hair and are fat

1" Ewww, did u look at him? He must be a Kirby!"

by i'm_a_boss_a$$_bitch May 1, 2014

Kirby

Kirby; A large, pink amima, with four false feet, that sucks in DNA and rejects non-helpful DNA.

Kirby is so cute!

by TITANICiceberg50 December 24, 2017

kirby

#1: a.k.a. better then yoshi

#2: a very good example that even when you suck
u dont have to be a bad person, u see no one is perfect
we are all just people/monster from videogames

#3: a good way to get thumb down, for definiting kirbi on UD, from kirby haters, yoshi lovers, people haters, English proffesors (i know my gramar is bad), myself and of course from jack thompson-ye yoshi and jack are good friends cuz
yoshi has kept jack in bussines by showing young kids
another way of killin ppl *lick, lick-DIE!! DIE!!*

Example #1:
NintendoFanboy#1: Yo kirby is so much better then yoshi.
NintendoFanboy#2: No way! Yoshi licks yours kirbys mushroom up!
NintendoFanboy#1: DIE!!!
NintendoFanboy#2: DIE!!!
*2 nerds dead, 1000000000000000000000 to go*

Example #2:
jesus loves ya all (expect emos and yankees)

Example #3:
i hate u and im so much better the u
*lookin in the mirror and givin myself a thumb down on UD*

by Mr.NotSoFunnyButAtLeastTrying December 15, 2007