An odd splice between Norah Jones and Tori Amos, only blonde and with extremely blue "deer-in-the-headlights" eyes, showcased to perfection on the cover of her album, "Fearless". Strangely, she manages to meander around brilliant, stagger straight past great and land smack on the spot between pleasant and mediocre. You'll inevitably hear her piano-based freshman music on VH-1 soon, but the sophmore album will inevitably be much better.
by redgyul September 22, 2004
This is "music" that contains excessive amounts of screaming, complaining, apathy, anger, angst, desires of self mutilation, and dreams of dating 14 year olds for the rest of your life (even if you're 22) - Specifically.
by massive pwner May 19, 2011
A horrible excuse for a human being. Someone who cares about nothing but themselves. Likes to get tied up during sex and do Crystal Meth. Beware!
by Rulebreaker March 12, 2010
A useful term which can be used when expressing displeasure in a present situation by placing blame on a past event regardless if that past event has a direct effect on the current predicament
by Righetti March 3, 2005
guy1 -''What are you making there.''
guy2- ''A ski bike.''
guy1- ''Well cluck me sideways keri what will they come up with next''
guy2- ''A ski bike.''
guy1- ''Well cluck me sideways keri what will they come up with next''
by ngapiko January 17, 2011
The best fucking person you'll ever met,
please, please, PLEASE. Treat Keri right, she's too good of a person to let slip from your fingers.
Blonde hair is very common in Keri's, so is an hour glass figure. A great mom, thick a throw.
She'll love you even if you don't love her back, and EVEN if you love yourself she'll be there for you every day even on 'THOSE DAYS', if you know you know.
she's a great mom, friend, girlfriend, wife, and a hard worker.
please, please, PLEASE. Treat Keri right, she's too good of a person to let slip from your fingers.
Blonde hair is very common in Keri's, so is an hour glass figure. A great mom, thick a throw.
She'll love you even if you don't love her back, and EVEN if you love yourself she'll be there for you every day even on 'THOSE DAYS', if you know you know.
she's a great mom, friend, girlfriend, wife, and a hard worker.
by TREETHE_rat October 25, 2023
Noun
Ke-ri
Someone incredibly beautiful, smart, fun-loving, ambitious, compassionate, and kind. Keri is often viewed as a queen, and proper etiquette when seeing Keri is to bow down and show respect. Often seen with the King of Adopt Me, who honestly is lucky to have such a person in his life.
Ke-ri
Someone incredibly beautiful, smart, fun-loving, ambitious, compassionate, and kind. Keri is often viewed as a queen, and proper etiquette when seeing Keri is to bow down and show respect. Often seen with the King of Adopt Me, who honestly is lucky to have such a person in his life.
-Who is that attractive woman thar everyone likes?
—Judging by how everyone is acting, she must be Keri or one of her friends
—Judging by how everyone is acting, she must be Keri or one of her friends
by Heman Rawrr August 27, 2021