n. Two singin, pot slingin, Jersey boys, one who doesn't talk, and one who talks way to much, who post at a quik stop smokin mad bud, drinkin beers, and shootin the shit.
v. to lean against a building and smoke/sell chronic, presumably while engaging in a completely nothing conversation.
v. to lean against a building and smoke/sell chronic, presumably while engaging in a completely nothing conversation.
1. Hey man, I'm dry, and our hookup is a queer. Let's go over to Jay and Silent Bob down at the quik stop.
2. Yo, you want to just go over to the bowling alley and jay-and-silent-bob it tonight, maybe get some fat pussy?
2. Yo, you want to just go over to the bowling alley and jay-and-silent-bob it tonight, maybe get some fat pussy?
by Fishmasta September 6, 2006
Those two were in all Kevin Smith's best movies:
-Clerks
-Mallrats
-Chasing Amy
-Dogman
-Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
-Oh, and that short-lived cartoon based on Clerks.
That show was the shit, man.
-Clerks
-Mallrats
-Chasing Amy
-Dogman
-Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
-Oh, and that short-lived cartoon based on Clerks.
That show was the shit, man.
by Celeste A February 19, 2006
by asdfsfasdfsg44sdf April 22, 2008
Whenever you find the person who was talking shit about you online and you meet them irl to to give them the hands
Guy 1: Aye, you hear about Tom?
Guy 2: Naw, what happened?
Guy 1: Some dude was trolling him on FB. And he got his address.
Guy 2: Damn, he's gonna get that Jay And Silent Bob....
Guy 2: Naw, what happened?
Guy 1: Some dude was trolling him on FB. And he got his address.
Guy 2: Damn, he's gonna get that Jay And Silent Bob....
by TreyGanzCCG June 4, 2018
Jay and Silent Bob are terrible, one-note jokes that only stoners laugh at. They're fucking clown shoes. If they were real, I'd beat the shit out of them for being so stupid. I can't believe Miramax would have anything to do with this shit.
by B. Buster September 13, 2004
Friday March 30, 2012 Jay And Silent Bob Get Old Live in concert with Film & TV Icons Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith at the Watseka Theatre 218 East Walnut Street, Watseka, Illinois 60970. The Watseka Theatre is a beautiful 1931 art deco 375 seat venue located 92 miles south of Chicago. It has a gourmet restaurant and full bar. Tickets are on sale now at the watseka Theatre boxoffice, by phone (815) 993-6585 or on line at www.watsekatheatre.com .
Don't miss this outragous live comedy concert starring Jay And Silent Bob. This show is mature audiences.
by Rocmaven November 13, 2011
Bluntman & Chronic is the worst comic I ever read. Jay and Silent Bob are stupid characters. A couple of stoners who spout dumb-ass catch-phrases like a third rate 'Cheech and Chong' or 'Bill and Ted'. Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them up their stupid asses
by IamEugene May 1, 2004