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When you're really close to something/someone but you don't make it.
I tried asking this girl out but I 99'd because she changed her mind.
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by Diptych July 07, 2016
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1. (noun) An abbreviation for stimulus check

2. (verb; stimmied) to get fucked by your government
Me and my homies are going to use our stimmys on guillotines and oreos. Too bad we can’t afford the milk
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Used in reference to homosexual sex. A play on the usually heterosexual 69 position, where the numerals represent the position of the sexual partners.

In England '99' chiefly is associated with a popular type of ice-cream sold by ice-cream vans that are usually seen in seaside resorts.
"I went up to the ice-cream man and asked him for a 99. He gave me a large creamy one."
by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003
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99 = Nighty-night! Usually used when it's late into the night btw =3
you: OMG, it's 3AM already and we're still online...
me: ya, we should probably off to bed...=.=
you: k, 99
me: 99 =3
by Dawei Lu April 06, 2008
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Putting your age as 99 on Myspace so that people can't troll you by your real age and spam you or send you stupid messages like "whazzup?"
I had my real age on Myspace but I got too many douchebags trying to hit me up, so I 99'd myself.
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When someone is Almost telling the whole truth.. You call them out on not keeping it #100...
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Leaving out crucial details of a true story.. Making it almost"too good to be true".
Not being 100% honest.
((Like saying "sounds good" in a mocking if almost in disbelief..))
Im late cuz i got a flat tire on my way to work...(on the way home from the party i passed out at last night)
Boss: *rolls eyes sure..okay (99)
by Asheir2theC July 12, 2020
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