Quite an unstable operating system. Crashes basically every time you run it, even after a clean installation, especially when you're busy using Microsoft Word or such programs. Frequently presents a blue screen of death for no reason whatsoever.
"Windows 98 crashed again."
by relaxed May 27, 2003
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1.) Hot Black Guy (known to be extinct and/or a myth)
Dude, was that a hot 98?
No, just a regular 98
by aybaybay7897978676 September 29, 2007
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Windows 98

When you're nailing your girlfriend and then you shatter 98 window panes over her head.
Guy 1: Bro, I just Windows 98™'ed my old lady last night.
Guy 2: You used an outmoded operating system with her?
Guy 1: You never done that before? That's how I know you're gay.
by Eiffelator April 22, 2010
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"Critical errors are the result of you asshats deleting system files" <--- But umm it crashed on clean Install. =/
by =/ June 15, 2003
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A game by Videlectrix starring The Cheat in a tire. In the game, you must jump over obstacles with the spacebar while collecting money to score extra points. A player starts with 3 mans. Once he loses all of them, the game is over.

To complete the game, one must reach the stop sign at the end.
I got bored of Trogdor, so I played AWEXOME CROSS '98!
by dj gs68 July 24, 2003
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An exclamation of exuberance. Something to say when overcome by the joy of the moment, an urge to celebrate with the freedom of youthful independence and total lack of responsibility. It is at once a complete sentence and state of mind.
"Spring Break '98!"
by Valerie Hurt July 21, 2009
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-An event held annually in the province of "Strong Badia", It involves such acts as rock band Limozeen and dangerous stunts involving tires.
-A game involving Chicken nuggets and cash prizes.
"Thrill as the Cheat attempts to jump over the king of town eating SYRUP!"
by M_Kitsune June 21, 2003
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