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9 in the brown 

1. One of the most difficult and extreme sexual acts to perform on a woman (i guess it could be done on a man... but that's just messed up). This act is accomplished by quickly, and without warning, inserting your closed right or left fist along with the four fingers on your other hand up her butt. This move is not recommended under any circumstances and may cause death and/or breakups. This technique was invented by R.H. in 2007. It is required that whenever one displays this hand gesture that person must first yell out the sound 'GAADOOUGGEE' (Brian in Family Guy flexing to Louis) and then throw out a fisted hand and four fingers on the other hand in close proximity. It is also copyrighted.

2. The most hardcore death metal band on the fucking planet. 9 in the brown is widely recognized as the premier death metal/rock/punk band to come out of Connecticut since... well, since ever. It's members include Mongo, the Duke of Oranje, CYZ!!!, and band leader Viktor (WITH A FUCKING 'K'). The group is best known for its signature song '9 in the brown' which has topped the charts consistently in the underground music scene. When not blowing people's minds at sold out shows across the country, members enjoy totally raping Rock Band songs on Double Expert level.
'Dude so I was with this girl last night and she was bein a total bitch so when I was done fucking her I turned her around and GAADOOOUUGEE!!! 9 in the brown!!!'

Kid 1: 'Oh man, were you at the '9 in the brown' concert last night? It was amazing!'
Kid 2: 'No, I wanted to but those concerts are always sold out.'
Kid 1: 'Yes, yes they are.'
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026