A guy who always manipulates everything with JavaScript canvas and thinks .IO games are life.
Guy1: HOW DID YOU MAKE DIEP TANK WITH GIANT CANNONS!?
Guy2: It's a 8964.
Guy3: How did he do it?? Magic??
Guy2: His name is 8964, his life is the art of manipulation.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)