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80 proof 

40 percent alcohol in liquor
cognac, most regular vodka, tequila, whisky, brandy and rum are 80 proof
80 proof by joshua001 March 12, 2007

80 Proof Tears 

When a seemingly depressing event happens to individual who drank a significant amount of alcohol and begins to cry tears with an alchohol content of %40.
Bearer of bad news: "Russ, your dog just died."

Drunk Russ: CHECKERS!!! WHY!!!

Bearer of bad news: If your gonna cry, let those 80 proof tears fall into my drink, make it a bit stronger.
80 Proof Tears by foosman February 25, 2010

80 proof 

1. Highly intoxicating.

2. Skilled / well done

3. The best in field.
"When in come the rhymes known as the 80 proof" -- Toadstool
80 proof by PAPI_PERREAME April 23, 2005

80 proof guest 

A one night stand that just happened cause you were drunk asf
1: Damn man, I had another 80 proof guest last night at my place.
2: dude you need to stop drinking thst much
80 proof guest by LilMejia March 19, 2018

80 pounds overweight 

When someone has a child
Person 1: "damn she is hot"
person 2: "nah man she is 80 pounds overweight"
person 1: "awe fuck that"
80 pounds overweight by poononu January 24, 2008

80 percenter 

A delusional Dallas Cowboys fan who doesn't know their facts straight and just keep talking about the Philadelphia Eagles rather than worrying about their own team. These fans are the kind of people that will talk down on an Eagles fan for getting excited about a great player pick up that didn't cost much, but will try to rub an inferior player pick up they themselves got, in the Eagles fans' face They don't hold the Cowboys accountable for mistakes instead of recognizing them and thinking of ways to improve the team. Instead, they make excuses for everything. These obnoxious fans are not to be taken seriously, as they "facts" they try to spill are totally ridiculous and they honestly give the 20% good Cowboys fans a bad name.
Man, I can't take these delusional 80 Percenters seriously with all this bull bull they be talking.
80 percenter by AlexDuhGhost April 14, 2019