8 Minutes

The longest unit of time possible known in the universe. When you say you're gonna cum in 8 minutes, your homie can already give up and go on about his life because you're never cumming. That's how long 8 minutes is. 8 minutes is a majestic unit of time in which not even the age the universe can compare. 8 minutes is as long a nigger's dick. 8 minutes is longer than infinity itself, it is bigger and girthier than infinity and a nigger's dick.

tuesday the 19th of february
nigger: Hey bro wanna game tonight?

fucboi: Sure bro I'll be there in 8 minutes.
the night of tuesday the 19th
nigger: You there bro?

8 Minutes by 8 Minutes October 7, 2022

8 Minutes

A white car (preferably an SUV) that has a shoddy paint job, unreliable indicator lights, a main operating unit that usually doesn’t let it go much over the speed limit (it takes 8 minutes to go what most people would go in 5) and has letters missing from its make and model labels.

I’ll be there, but it might take a while since I’m going in 8 Minutes; I’ll get there in 8 Minutes

8 Minutes by Perfectly Shaped Egg March 17, 2021

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8 Minute Abs

An uncooperative or physically demanding bowel movement that, once you have finally stood up, feels like you have just completed the most intense ab work out of your life.

I don't work out but I eat so much chili and cabbage that I do my 8 minute abs three times a day. Complete tasty abs, washer-board style!

8 Minute Abs by CrabAppleSnapple December 15, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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