The 69 Salad

A sexual special order; not ever found on the menu. Consists of the original 69-position where both are served licking of the assholes.

DINING HERE IS RESERVATIONS FOR TWO ONLY.

A Trademark and Tradition of

Rusty & MalibuTarbie

"Hey what are y'all doing for lunch?"

"MalibuTarbie and I are at the strip club, just ordered The 69 Salad."

*That shit sounds delicious. ... hopefully the service ain't crap. Last time I got served a bunch of BULL SHIT!"

by MalibuTarbie September 3, 2016

walking 69

Advanced sex position, requiring one partner to be very large and strong, and the other very small and light (see portable). One partner lifts the other and holds him/her upside down while the two perform a 69 on each other. Usually seen in porn videos, but not recommended for the average couple.

We wanted to try a walking 69, but unless she loses some weight, it's going to ruin my back.

by Evac156 February 18, 2005

Suicidal 69

To be the person performing oral sex inside the sleeping-bag during 69.

How did she died? She was the '9' in a Suicidal 69.

by Minos 69 July 10, 2010

69 position

position for sex where his lips are touching her (vaginal) lips while her lips are around his cock. see 69

we both forgot our condoms so I gave her cunnilingus whilst she gave me a blow-job.

by Jake February 4, 2004

69/11

The most horrifying and dangerous sex move known to humans. It involves a jet engine, two penises, the Illuminati and an exploding nuclear vagina. I will not go into details.

No one shall be saved from the 69/11.

by Joe Mommas Ass May 25, 2011

standing 69

This should only be attempted with an experienced or just gifted female. Basically the chick gets on her bed in a yoga position and the man approaches her spread legs and grabs her around her lower back while pulling her off the bed. The chick then positions herself in the target zone and goes to town. The man needs to lock his elbows in his hands otherwise he might drop her when the moment cums ;) Cross country runners are generally the best.

Jeff: Bitch drop that yoga book and show me a position on the bed
Ang: Okay...
Jeff: Have you ever done Standing 69?
Ang: No *giggle*

by jseidel40imajc October 8, 2006

Anal 69

When two people munch butt instead of licking genitalia in the 69 position

Johnny blew a big, stinky, wet fart in Julia's mouth while they were performing anal 69, and she thought it was icky.

by ExtremeMonstercockAnalRaped January 7, 2011