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standing 69 

This should only be attempted with an experienced or just gifted female. Basically the chick gets on her bed in a yoga position and the man approaches her spread legs and grabs her around her lower back while pulling her off the bed. The chick then positions herself in the target zone and goes to town. The man needs to lock his elbows in his hands otherwise he might drop her when the moment cums ;) Cross country runners are generally the best.
Jeff: Bitch drop that yoga book and show me a position on the bed
Ang: Okay...
Jeff: Have you ever done Standing 69?
Ang: No *giggle*
standing 69 by jseidel40imajc September 23, 2008
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Standing 69 

When the male partner is able to lift the female partner's legs over his sholders and eat her out while she is hanging down his front giving him head.
Man,I was exausted after doing a standing 69 with my girlfriend.
Standing 69 by Tom Faggington March 7, 2009

Standing 69 Cartwheel 

A sexual move often performed by gymnasts or dancers. It involves both partners in the Standing 69 position usually with the lighter partner backwards. The standing partner proceeds with cartwheels until he or she hits a wall. This often results with both partners simultaneously tightening their jaws on the recieving partners genitals, which ultimately leads to severed genitals and/or severe cuts.
My favorite position is the Standing 69 Cartwheel it won me a talent show ribbon and I found out my peni can hold up 130 pounds HOLLA AT ME

Standing 69 Cartwheel 

A sexual move often performed by gymnasts or dancers. It involves both partners in the Standing 69 position usually with the lighter partner backwards. The standing partner proceeds with cartwheels until he or she hits an obstacle. This often results with both partners simultaneously tightening their jaws on the recieving partners genitals, which ultimately leads to severed genitals and/or severe cuts.
I did a Standing 69 Cartwheel with Kalee and she ended up biting my cock off when we ran into a wall. In return, I bit her clitoris off.

lesbian standing 69

It's the same thing as a standing 69, the only difference is that two girls perform the move. One stands up and lifts the other in a tombstone piledriver position and they both eat their pussies until they cum.
Jennifer: I heard that you and Lexi had sex last night.

Becky: It was amazing, we did the lesbian standing 69 and after we cummed I fell back and we dropped in bed.
lesbian standing 69 by Krashito February 6, 2017

69 standing 

A sexual position. It is like the 69 oral sex position. but you guessed it... standing. It requires strength, determination and being able to be upside down for a while. In a single sex 69 standing the lighter partner is upside down while both partners perform oral sex on the other. In hetro relationships, the girl is upside down. The one standing is usually the one hold the other up. Usually performed by gymnasts and circus folk. WARNING: do not try while cartwheeling.
OMG I just 69ed standing with Olivia, she's so fat.

Thank god my boy is ripped so he can hold me while we 69 standing

Did you hear about Chloe and Andy! They tried to do the 69 cartwheel! Now Andy is a girl and Chloe has stitches in her p*ssy
69 standing by Bambibecky December 10, 2011

69 Standing 

This is where the guys stands against the wall facing away from it and holds the girl upside down against him while eating her pussy and she sucks his dick.
I almost broke my neck last night doing the 69 Standing.
69 Standing by Badbytch November 13, 2018
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