The sexual act of two people licking one another's assholes; considered to be physically impossilbe.
Jim tried to perform the butthole 69 position with Jenny, but ended up snapping his neck in the proccess
by mafioso March 23, 2003
Wisdom derived from the great Stingray himself, to keep it 69 is the opposite of not keeping it 69.
Hence, one should always keep it 69, and for that matter, unprotected.
Hence, one should always keep it 69, and for that matter, unprotected.
by Entsorger April 5, 2019
by Nicovauld January 18, 2017
Father: That spoiled bitch and little brat aren't home. TIME TO GO SWITCH TO CHANNEL 69!
*hears a loud knock on the door*
Father: Oh damn!
*hears a loud knock on the door*
Father: Oh damn!
by Overstored Milk October 12, 2014
A sex position that incorporates both the 69 and the reverse cowgirl. While the female crouches so her vagina is being stimulated by the males mouth, she bends backwards so her back is arched parallel to his stomach, and performs oral sex, creating a turtle like shell of humans, hence the name.
"Kyle asked me to do the turtle 69 with him, and I told him to suck a dick."
"Yo, last night, me and this bitch did the turtle 69 and I totally blew all over her underchin."
"Yo, last night, me and this bitch did the turtle 69 and I totally blew all over her underchin."
by IWRESLTEDAGRUNDLEMUNCHERONCE May 28, 2008
Daniel: John's 21 and has never had a girlfriend, poor guy.
Mike: I heard that the lack of pussy even made him do a Redneck 69
Daniel: Forever alone.
Mike: I heard that the lack of pussy even made him do a Redneck 69
Daniel: Forever alone.
by duckfist June 15, 2011