Thinking that if you report a made up crime and get a reference number to your report is any indication that the police actually agree with you what you reported is an actual crime and that you have the right to act as a police officer to shut down establishments you don't like.
I went to the local clinic and tried to shut them down yelling 6029679/21, but police arrived and drove me home to my parents and now I'm grounded for five days.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!