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Shaquille O’Neal Fucking a 5’5 Girl

Something that can’t fit through something in any possible way in any circumstance
Blarg: MY SCHOOL BUS IS TO BIG! ITS LIKE SHAQUILLE O’NEAL FUCKING A 5’5 GIRL

Nogla: I feel like you’ve searched that?

Shaquille O’Neal fucking a 5’5 girl

Describing something that cannot fit in any circumstance in any eay
Blarg: MY SCHOOL BUS DONT FIT! ITS LIKE SHAQUILLE O’NEAL FUCKING A 5’5 GIRL!

Nogla: I feel like you’ve searched that?

9-5 girl 

The type of girl you could stay with throughout the week 9-5(like a job) and not get tired of her
Carl: yea my girl she a 9-5 girl
Tyrone: oh so you like her
9-5 girl by Queentrilla October 20, 2020

5 Star girl 

exactly like the word says. a girl so perfect in every way that under a "rating", she would be given 5 stars.
A checklist as follows:
-LOOKS (ex. cute smile, killer body, & pretty face.)
-PERSONALITY (ex. assertive but kind-hearted & fun loving.)
-GOALS (ex. reasonable hopes & desires that put good skills to good use.)
-INTELLIGENCE (ex. has an average IQ of 100 & above)
Megan Fox would be a 5 star girl minus the toe thumbs and so would Tyra Banks minus the forehead.
5 Star girl by 5 sta June 30, 2023

5-6-7-8 girl 

Young girls, usually in a group, that are always trying to create a new dance step. Usually around ages 12 - 15, they may or may not be involved in a dance program.
They are known by their calls of "5-6-7-8" as they begin each new routine.
My little sister is such a 5-6-7-8 girl!
5-6-7-8 girl by BMnkyStar March 16, 2007

5’8 girls 

The best height for girls by far. They are tall but still shorter than the average man. They are perfect for kissing because they are close to your face. They typically have perfect bodies. Long legs, but not too long, skinny, and nice butts. They typically are confident because they have to learn earlier on to love their height although they aren’t super tall, but usually feel that way growing up.
Damn did you see that girl who just walked by? Her body is perfect she looks about 5’8. 5’8 girls are hot asf.
5’8 girls by xoxo your bitch 😎 September 8, 2019