This is any mixed drink that you make using a Sonic Route 44 Cherry Limeaide and alcohol. Vodka and rum are best, but I have also used whiskey and tequila. My friend and I came up with this name for the drink. You can also order the drinks 3/4 full so that there is room to add alcohol and stir. It taste great, stays cold, and is a great way to conceal drinking in a public place.
by Burchett October 8, 2006
The dangerous duo of a 40oz. of malt liquor and a Four Loko that will get you drunk on an industrial scale. The .44 magnum combines the class of malt liquor with the full-bodied, complex, palate-pleasuring flavor of the Four Loko. The 44 magnum is not safe for children, women who are pregnant, nursing or may become pregnant, or anybody else. If you are drinking a 44 magnum, you are most definitely not feeling lucky... punk. Best when duct-taped to the hands of an unfortunate pledge, or when poured down the drain in a symbolic display of contempt for such an ungodly concoction. The 44 magnum will take your everything.
by MrPIIHB May 15, 2013
by lunaesola June 28, 2022
When you fail to save and invest enough money for retirement and grow too old or get sick and can no longer work to earn money to maintain the lifestyle you are accustomed to. The .44 Magnum Retire Plan may be an option for you! Just place a loaded, high powered firearm to the side of your head or in your mouth and pull the trigger. All your retirement worries will disappear in an instant!
Clarence: “Hey Lance, how is your retirement portfolio looking?”.
Lance: “It’s strong to quite strong”.
Clarence: “Nice! You must have gotten in early on some wireless I.P.O.’s and made a killing!”.
Lance: “No. Truth be told, I haven’t saved or invested shit towards retirement. I’m 68 now and in failing health. I’m on the .44 Magnum Retirement Plan!”.
Lance: “It’s strong to quite strong”.
Clarence: “Nice! You must have gotten in early on some wireless I.P.O.’s and made a killing!”.
Lance: “No. Truth be told, I haven’t saved or invested shit towards retirement. I’m 68 now and in failing health. I’m on the .44 Magnum Retirement Plan!”.
by E. Barlow June 22, 2021