What every weed-smoker wants to kill himself for. It is said in mythological hempsites, at the most dank part of the internet, that he who kills himself in the name of marijuana by blowing up a weed-bomb(yes it exists) and destroying Republican Extremists, shall get 420 virgins made out of the most dank hemp ever created. Only the most Awesome weed smokers have done this before, and it still remains a mystery if they got their humanoid hemp. But we can still believe! We can still believe...
I will destroy myself in a sacrificial explosion taking that Republican bastard with me, so I can get my 420 Virgins, while he burns in Crack Hell!
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"