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panzer selbstfahrlafette i für 7,62-cm-pak 36(r) auf fahrgestell panzerkampfwagen ii ausf. d1 und d2 

This is a religion where they traditionally drive military Panzers and they worship a god named Sebor The Destroyer.
“What religion are you?”
“panzer selbstfahrlafette i für 7,62-cm-pak 36(r) auf fahrgestell panzerkampfwagen ii ausf. d1 und d2”

36 Hour Rule

If a houseguest, squatter or friend has left any take-away within your fridge for 36 hours or longer then the food is fair game and is fully within the public domain.
Bob: Dude! Where the fuck is my kung pau?
Alice: Dunno. Where'd you leave it?
Bob: In the fridge
Alice: And it's not there anymore?!
Bob. Umm... No
Alice: Well, how long ago did you leave it there?
Bob: Last tuesday, I think
Alice: Dude; That was like 3-times-the-36-Hour-Rule ago
Bob: WTF is the "36 Hour Rule"?!!!
Basically if anything exists someone would have a fetish for it. For example i have a fetish for bees.
Me: I would fuck a bee.
Person:What the fuck?
Me:You know rule 36 right?
Person: No.
Me:Then look it up.
Person: K.
Me: K.
the end
Person: K.
Rule 36 by Bee fucker March 11, 2020
If it exists, someone has a fetish for it. No exceptions.
Guy 1: "Porn of bread? You've gotta be kidding! Who would fap to that?"
Guy 2: "Rule 36."
Rule 36 by Yams June 24, 2007
There will always be even more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
derp1: no way rule 36 applies to 2 girls 1 cup...
derp2:Did you know 2girls1cup was just a trailer?
Rule 36 by tarmaccc August 14, 2011

Rules 1-36 

Rules 1-36 should be the only excepted rules of the internet, as rules 37+ start to devolve into mindless, unfunny, repeated, and contradictory bullshit.
Lol rule 37 am i rite?
No, only Rules 1-36 are 'rite' yah wee cunt
Rules 1-36 by HipstaSquirrel November 1, 2016