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30k millionaire 

A 30k millionaire is a person, usually a guy, who makes around 30k a year, usually from working at a window tinting shop, loan office, or an occupation that does not by any means require a college degree. With his pitiful a income, he spends it all on bottles of champagne at clubs, a boat,a nice car, and sometimes a 3-day trip to Vegas, only to be left with nothing in his account by overdraft fees and possibly a pending loan.

A 30k millionaire does this in order to make himself look like he's somebody, but in reality, he goes home at night and jacks off, using his own tears as lube. Please 30k millionaires, do society a huge favor and shoot yourselves.
Dude, I just got off the phone with Steven. He's hitting up the club tonight, VIP with a bottle of Crystal. He told us to bring some bitches! He's such a piece of shit 30k millionaire.
30k millionaire by Chris1234287654 September 10, 2007
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30K Millionaire 

Individuals who make $30,000/year but act like they make millions.
Check out this 30k millionaire driving the low-end BMW, who still lives at home with his parents.

Someone who goes to the club and pays to get a VIP table, than can't buy any drinks because they spent all the money on the table.... What a 30k millionaire!

Someone who has a million dollars worth of stuff and is two million dollars in debt and makes 30-35 thousand dollars a year.
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30k millionaire 

aka '30k milli'

1) Someone that spends money beyond their means.

2) Someone that sacrifices the essentials to have the expensive.

Movado watches, Jimmy Choo bags, Valetino shoes, diamond earrings etc. are not meant to be purchased by a single mother, on a meager salary. These types of purchases are reserved for the rich and famous.
"Quit spending all 30k millionaire (mili) style - you're headed to the poor house!"
30k millionaire by phtreehuggr March 8, 2010

30K Millionair 

Someone who lives way above their means in an attempt to keep up with the Joneses, and giving the appearance of having wealth.
Harry is going to go broke giving the impression that he is rich when he ain't nothing but a 30K Millionair! I work with that liar at the Factory!
30K Millionair by talk2me-JCH2 July 14, 2022

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026