Skip to main content

3 Inches of Blood 

The most refreshing and original metal band in the last 10 years. This combination of Cam Pipes shrieking vocals and Jamie Hoopers growling vocals make a for a very a satisfying duel vocalists. There lastest album, Advance and Vanquish, is nothing more than a album full of in your face metal and and a can full of ass kickery. Their two most famous songs, "Deadly Sinners" and "Balls of Ice," will make you bang your head. There lyrics are a combination of Iron Maiden and Dungeons & Dragons are the most satisfying lyrics to hear in years. Some may call them lame, but they are fucking pussies. Listen to this band and get your face kicked in. They will flourish for years to come and I hope they never become sucked into mainstream ala. In Flames or Metallica
Words do not do 3 Inches of Blood justice, stop reading this and buy Advance and Vanquish.
3 Inches of Blood mug front
Get the 3 Inches of Blood mug.
See more merch

3 inches of blood 

It's a synonym for fucking badass metal.

These guys may not be original in the sense of being a ground-breaking group, but in a time where truly talented heavy metal bands are hard to come by, 3IOB fills the gap perfectly. They are somewhere between thrash, speed, and power metal. In other words, they are a heavier, thrashier version of Iron Maiden and Judas Priest. The vocals are great, although many people would consider them "weird" compared to the douchebaggery-filled voice of Nickelback's singer. Some fans of 3 Inches of Blood, myself included, think that the band could stand to improve by removing the metalcore vocals of Jamie Hooper, but if that's the only problem they have, then who the fuck cares, they kick more ass than is humanly necessary and then some. And then some more. And more. And more.
2 weeks ago, I heard 3 Inches of Blood for the first time. They kicked my ass. Hard.

too long; didn't read: 3 INCHES OF BLOOD=FREAKIN AWESOME METAL.
Related Words

3 Inches of Blood 

A ridiculously good Power/Heavy metal band originating from Canada and kicking "Nu"-Metal's sorry ass. Also a band that would benefit greatly from killing their shitty Metalcore backup singer Jamie Hooper, preferably making him walk the plank. Although they are pretty derivative from old metal bands such as Iron Maiden and Running Wild they are quite frankly a breath of fresh air from shitty bands like Slipknot and System of a Down. If you like old style metal and pirates you should definately look these guys up.
"Hey, you listened to 3 Inches of Blood recently?"
"Yeah, they really need to get rid of that piece of shit Metalcore singer though..."
"Agreed"
3 Inches of Blood by William Kidd August 30, 2006

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012