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22 january 

Horny people are born on this day
What day are you born in?

22 january.

Oh thats why you're so horny
22 january by michaelptth August 28, 2021
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22 January 

22 January
Friend No. 1: damn..., January 22nd is tomorrow
Friend No. 2 : U know what that means... ;)

22 january 

Just a day
"Bob looked at the calendar, and saw it said 22 January"
"Bob then said, Just my fucking luck and proceeded to take a shit in the bushes outside"
22 january by Rob_Ertje January 22, 2020

22 january 

22nd January is David appreciation day.
on the 22nd of January you should appreciate all the David's in your life and everything they've done for you.
isn't today david appreciation day?
yes, yes it is we should go appreciate a david
22 January is a day to appreciate davids
22 january by chonkspeed64 November 2, 2020

22 January 

On the 22nd of January, the big foreheads were born. Plot twist they also have no eyebrows...

The ones born on this date have a lot of guys texting on her phone, the bigger the hoop the hoe. (sometimes with a heart too)

But when you'll get to know her, she will open her heart up and love you.

Shes always late to class.
The 22nd of January being defined.

#1 Dude "Ohh you saw the new girl"

#2 Dude "yeah she seems like a baddie"

#1 Dude "Shes not, I was with her last weekend, she was born on 22 January"
22 January by Sara the cow November 11, 2019

January 22 

It's a day were all the sweetest people are. They are loyal and they care about their friends and family, and they have a very big heart. They are really nice and they are the people that you want to hang out with all the time.
Boyfriend: It's my birthday, January 22
Girlfriend: No wonder your the best boyfriend ever!
January 22 by Forknife208 December 14, 2019

january 22 

if you were born on this day, ur a crackhead and the funniest person ever. periodt.
McKenzie: “yo when were you born?”
Lilly: “January 22nd, why?”
McKenzie: “that explains a lot..”
january 22 by sad_kermit October 18, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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