22 january 

Horny people are born on this day

What day are you born in?

22 january.

Oh thats why you're so horny

22 january by michaelptth August 28, 2021

22 January 

International 'Friends with Benefits' day

22 January
Friend No. 1: damn..., January 22nd is tomorrow
Friend No. 2 : U know what that means... ;)

22 January by Rly_cool_dude69420 May 31, 2021

22 january 

Just a day

"Bob looked at the calendar, and saw it said 22 January"
"Bob then said, Just my fucking luck and proceeded to take a shit in the bushes outside"

22 january by Rob_Ertje January 22, 2020

22 january 

22nd January is David appreciation day.
on the 22nd of January you should appreciate all the David's in your life and everything they've done for you.

isn't today david appreciation day?
yes, yes it is we should go appreciate a david
22 January is a day to appreciate davids

22 january by chonkspeed64 November 2, 2020

22 January 

On the 22nd of January, the big foreheads were born. Plot twist they also have no eyebrows...

The ones born on this date have a lot of guys texting on her phone, the bigger the hoop the hoe. (sometimes with a heart too)

But when you'll get to know her, she will open her heart up and love you.

Shes always late to class.

The 22nd of January being defined.

#1 Dude "Ohh you saw the new girl"

#2 Dude "yeah she seems like a baddie"

#1 Dude "Shes not, I was with her last weekend, she was born on 22 January"

22 January by Sara the cow November 11, 2019

January 22 

It's a day were all the sweetest people are. They are loyal and they care about their friends and family, and they have a very big heart. They are really nice and they are the people that you want to hang out with all the time.

Boyfriend: It's my birthday, January 22
Girlfriend: No wonder your the best boyfriend ever!

January 22 by Forknife208 December 14, 2019

january 22 

if you were born on this day, ur a crackhead and the funniest person ever. periodt.

McKenzie: “yo when were you born?”
Lilly: “January 22nd, why?”
McKenzie: “that explains a lot..”

january 22 by sad_kermit October 18, 2019