something everyone should just shut the fuck up about, and the mayans didnt even predict the end of the world they predicted we would enter a different dimension where we would all become smarter and become more advanced organisms theres always some apocalypse theory that everyone is freakin out over and when that time comes along and nothing happens, everyone feels stupid and yet the same thing happens again, and again, and again theres actually already a theory thats gonna rise to the surface after 2012 doesnt happen scientists have already stated that a meteor is on course to hit earth in 2036, which also wont happen because either the gas giants' gravity will throw it off in a different direction, the earth wont be in the same location it is, or it will burn up and break apart before it gets to us, and as soon as this doesnt happen theres gonna be a new apocalypse theory, so if you believe all this shit you should have your ass kicked, have fun being paranoid for your entire life dumbass.
guy1: dude it's almost 2012
guy2: shut the hell up, dumbass
by Bodukemoon1 March 26, 2011
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A misleading term. Usually used when describing something that you know is true even though you know that the other person knows that you know that he/she knows that you are infact trying to pull a 2012 over him/her.
I totally pulled a 2012 over him yesterday.
Who is up for a 2012?
by SiNg0d May 17, 2010
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Supposedly the end of the world, as it is written, 12/21/12. OH WAIT! No it's not, because that's when the people stopped writing friggin' calendars. You wanna write calendars your whole life?
Mom: Timmy, why don't you go outside and play?
Timmy: In a second mom, I'm almost done with the year 5643.

12 years later...

Let's see... it's December... the... wait, there's no 26th on this calendar! That means I screwed up! My life's work is meaningless! And I was finally over 9000!

(The dude probably messed up on the 2013 calendar so he stopped at 2012)
by flapjack1995 February 20, 2009
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The year after 2011.
2012 follows 2011.
by Jean Luke Piccard June 26, 2010
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One of the biggest year oriented scams and hoaxes thus far.
Many media figures and authors have made millions on the weak minded, naive, and easily fooled, and will continue to do so until 12/24/2012
by Miss Amiss August 24, 2010
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The year the world will end according to the Mayan calender.
OMFG! 2012 is liek t0tally comi *click*

*God turns off universe*
by G MONEY $$$ July 6, 2004
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When something is so horribly terrible the only way to describe it is to compare it to the movie 2012, which was by all means just a terrible as hell movie.
Example 1
Guy 1: Dude did you have any of that disgusting pasta in the caf?
Guy 2: Yeah man it was totally 2012

Example 2
Guy 1: How was that party last night?
Guy 2: It was pretty much just fat chicks and bros and the cops busted it. All in all it was 2012
by Voltron173 December 7, 2009
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