The act of fucking an ugly girl or any girl that has a face

deformity by putting a bag over your own head just in case

the one you put on the girl's head rips.
2 Bag
by Dick Hair June 6, 2011
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"Yo, the Phillies won?! What a 2 bag night!"
"Yo, you aced that midterm?! What a 2 bag night!"
"Yo, this pizza is a 2 bag night bro"
by TwoAndAHalfBags October 28, 2018
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A poor excuse of a man, who sits alone for 23 hrs a day and for the last hour jerks off in a mirror to his own pimple covered ass to avoid being lonley the entire day.
Better get you a gf betore you turn into a jonny 2 bags
by Jonny 2 bags January 25, 2017
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To go half's in a bad of chronic buddha with a friend/accomplice.
Smoker: "Keen to go '1/2 on a bag of dank'?"
Part-Time Smoker: "Yeah, fo sheezzee, but I only got $5."
Smoker: "'Fuckin fuckya' then cunt."
by Diego September 3, 2003
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