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13th base 

Sex with your boss, professor, or another person you have no business fooling around with . . .
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman . . . it was just 13th base!" -- Bill Clinton

13th base by Scylla June 29, 2006

13th Base 

When you have sex with an animal and a person at the same time.
"Dude, that weird dude next door got to 13th base last night."
13th Base by Mr. Supotco November 13, 2015

13th base 

(male) when you have intercourse with a female and you end up getting warts, aids, and every other STd you can think of.
Man this girl took me to 13th base and now my life is over!
13th base by Will Deshazo June 11, 2006

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026