13 years-old

First years of being a teen. A time in wich one is either in 7th or 8th grade. A very boring time to be a teenager. Parents often act as though you are still a little kid. Many are prone to being a prep. Others, a very little emo this happens toward more later in 13 age most only like the music. Most likely green day obbsessed (like mui).

Mom: MY little baby's 13 years-old!! it was only yesturday i was changing you diapers!!
13 year-old kid: Mom. please.
almost year later
Mom: HI sweety how was your day.
13 year-old kid (prep): Whatever mom.
or
Mom: hi sweety.
13 years-old kid (emo music liker): fine, hey can I go over to Melissa's later?
Mom: Sure.
13: Thanks!

by Mrs. Shelly Dirnt May 17, 2006

I'm 13 years old and what is this?

Another less funnier variation of the meme I'm 12 years old and what is this?

Said in forums that restricts the registration of people below 13. If you put the original version of the meme, which is: I'm 12 years old and what is this? Mods might think that you're ACTUALLY 12 years old and ban you because they're dumbass pricks, or just have a reason to ban you for the lulz.

Person 1: "I'm 12 years old and what is this?"

Dumbass Mod: "You're 12 years old? This forum is for ages 13 and up! *Bans Person 1*"

Another day:

Person 2: "I'm 12 years old and what is this?"

Dumbass Mod: O rly? I know that's a meme, but you piss me off and I have a reason to ban you. *Bans for the lulz*"

Yet another day:

Person 3: "I'm 13 years old and what is this?"

Dumbass mod: I thought the meme was "I'm 12 years old and what is this." What the fuck is going on?"

by UrbanWolf2215 July 24, 2010

13 year old

When you turn 13, the Internet suddenly lets you sign up for stuff.

12 year old: i cant wait to turn 13!
13 year old: now i can sign up for google and use youtube

by Preinstallable November 2, 2020

13 year old

An idiot looking up definitions on urban dictionary

I know this because I’m a 13 year old looking up definition

“You know jamie”
“the 13 year old that is obsessed with urban dictionary”

by bitch lasagna March 10, 2019

13 year old

A demographic that is often misunderstood and looked down upon due to stereotypes.
Like seriously, we're not that moody and not all of us are horny 24/7.

13 year olds are often considered to be the scum of the earth, but that's a very small portion.

by Yoda8778 July 4, 2019

13 year old girl

maybe the scariest form of human you’ll encounter.

adult: why are you so fuckin depressed

13 year old girl: simply because i’m 13 and life sucks

by iheartdickbutimmafeminist March 9, 2018

13 year old

13 year olds are defined as creatures with raging hormones and lots of zits. they are often called dumb, naive and immature. tbh that's not entirely true not all of us are like that.

eg: "omg, I'd never date a 13 year old."

by namjoonsbonsaiii January 3, 2021