11th Base

Having Sex in the 11th dimension.

Usually involves Supergravity and M-theory. This results in having sex with your lover of choice, then ending up with your grandmother 46 years ago, then in a different galaxy, and finally you inexplicably become a tentacle monster that, for some reason, looks like a deviation of George W. Bush.

As you drift into eternity, screaming every known and unknown language, you question why you bothered to look past 4th base. You become insane.

Then you Die.

...In other words, a fun time. =D

I went to 11th base with Jenn last night.

ןoן ¿¡ʎɐs noʎ pıp ʇɐɥʍ 'ǝpnp ʞɔnɟ!!!!?!!

...What?

11th Base by Intoxicable April 23, 2011

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11th base

Cervical sex. Side effects include: severe pain and bleeding, 80% chance of ruining baby carrying potential, and a light feeling of death. Most likely a good idea to proceed immediately to the hospital after. Note it is an absolute prerequisite to attempt sex with the Fallopian tube - the 12th and penultimate base - superseded only by wound sex, such as skull fucking.

After 3 hours of using the osmotic cervical dilator, I penetrated directly into her womb, reaching the legendary 11th base.

11th base by limitbreaker9000 February 2, 2019

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11th base

Sex in the shower (with the shower on of course)

Girl 1: oo i got up to 11th base last night!
Girl 2: wow! what was it like?
girl 1: warm and wet

11th base by Hana rose May 18, 2006

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11th base

When you dig up a dead body and fuck it while shocking it with a defibrillator.

Man 1: got to 11th base with my great grandma last night.
Man 2: cool.

11th base by THOTERMINATOR July 23, 2020

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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