I finally had sex with my last girlfriend. After we finally did it for the first time, I reached across her, grabbed my cell, and text my friend "10 points for Gryffindor!"
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.