The mathematical equivalent of an answered prayer, such as being healed of an incurable disease or chronic sickness; seeing a business, financial, or relationship breakthrough; and helping others deliver from demonic oppression or sexual addiction in the name of Jesus Christ.
In the spiritual realm, mathematical equations in the natural world no longer hold true thanks to supernatural forces: 1 + 1 ≠ 2, 1 + 1 + 1 = 1, …, 2 + 5 = 5000, π = 3.
by Fasters May 23, 2022
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First two rules of an infamous site on the Internetz. They both mean that you're not allowed to talk about the site. Ironically, rules 1 and 2 have become a defining feature of the site, essentially making them useless whenever cited.
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The parity equation few currency manipulators or speculators ever thought would happen in their lifetime—when the American dollar finally caught up with the British pound.
Punsters have been bees-zy since the British economy started heading south, by divining when the pound would achieve parity with the dollar, or by predicting when £1 + £1 = $2 would occur.
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It has taken years for scientists to do all the studies to thus prove that 1 + 1 is actually 2. After a long and hard (lol, long and hard) test involving one apple, than adding another. The tests were proven that 1 + 1 is in fact, 2.
White boy: Omg, this is so hard, could you help me with my math?

white boy 2: Errr, the answer to that question is. 1 + 1 = 2.
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1. You do not talk about /b/.
2. You DO NOT talk about /b/.

What everyone forgets is that they only apply when said site raids another site.
rules 1 and 2 only apply during raids, idiot
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When a math is close to, if not OBVIOUSLY easy

or you just don't want to help the person finding the answer
Person 1: Arrgh! i just cant get this right, could you please help me?

Person 2: Yeah, 1 + 1 = 2
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fooly cooly pt.1: The act of giving a handjob/fingering
fooly cooly pt.2: The act of giving a blowjob/eating out
"Hey did you get to fooly cooly pt. 1 or pt. 2 with Chelsea last night?"
"Sadly enough, only pt. 1"
"Bummer"
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